I ran across this story today on the Drudge Report and I had to laugh. A woman was arrested and charged with sexual assault for groping a man dressed up as Santa. What I couldn't figure out is why Santa decided to call the police on this woman. You'd think that every Santa's dream would be to have a woman grope him on the job. I can't think of any other benefit to that job. It's kinda like when the UPS guy gets to deliver Victoria's Secret packages to hot women.
The woman that groped Santa must have been pretty nasty lookin' because that's the only way Santa would ever report it. Unfortunately, there's no mug shot of this lady just yet.
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